Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	197
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	99	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	346	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mines Excavated:	2416
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	5185

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1938	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mines Excavated:	2223	Void Gems Collected:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	130
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).