Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	821
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	2536	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	1775	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.