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ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Void Gems Collected:	36
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	796	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ores Mined:	9784
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	136	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1443
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1