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DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

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join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyMineBrainz

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Falling into the Void:	3
Ores Mined:	7426	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2646
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyLand

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

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join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect gamer girlfriend to conquer the pixelated world with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature that guarantees you will find your dream gamer girlfriend within 24 hours of joining. Our server is filled with beautiful, talented, and most importantly, thick gamer girls just waiting to team up with you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2