KimJongCraftLauncherz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	New Chunks Explored:	608484
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	971584
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7301

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Farms Harvested:	139
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Emeralds Found:	4570
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8676	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2