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WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	8010

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GearedToSurvive

3d view, Adventure, Battles, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, Fabric, java, JourneyMap, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival, teleports, Vanilla

Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PeepHub

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Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
Version	Minecraft 1.21 \| Java & Bedrock Compatible

Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1833	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crops Grown:	3011	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TripWithoutBae

boyfriend drama, boyfriend jealousy, commitment concerns, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, evacuation stress, family time, family trip, financial constraints, long distance relationships, partner expectations, personal boundaries, quality time, relationship issues, relationship ultimatums, travel decisions, TripWithoutBae, trust issues, wildfire aftermath

Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

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Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TeenageTNTPranks

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Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RejectHubCraft

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so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Motion Madness

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Block Brain Busters

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lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10