KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Star Shards Collected: 178
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Crops Grown: 5308
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1784 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Villages Defended: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Xvxr

    Xvxr

    GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Block Ops Minecraft Server

    Block Ops Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

    Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

    Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

    With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

    BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

    With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NoGuestRoom4U

    NoGuestRoom4U
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

    We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

    So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 345 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HateQs_MinecraftSMP

    HateQs_MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 New Chunks Explored: 734996
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mines Excavated: 1601

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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