KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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