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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 373
Divine Spears Created: 30 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Villages Defended: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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