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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8973 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 5158 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!