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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9773 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!