Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9039	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	508586	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	1358	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8342	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	65	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Votes:	6425
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Towns Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crops Grown:	7999	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9468	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net