Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, Boundaries, brownskins, Censorship, controversial topics, Dicks, discrimination, Ethics, explicit content, fat, fat horse dicks, Firewall, Hate Speech, Horse, inappropriate content, Kids, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, sensitive subjects, shock value, smp, societal norms, taboo subjects, throw jews in fire

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9703
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Votes:	6603
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	9348
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	443
Votes:	2132	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	247
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net