KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9278
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Villages Defended: 7
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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