Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 7665 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Emeralds Found: 2252
    Mines Excavated: 2270 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

    Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server
    so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

    also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

    oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 139 Emeralds Found: 773
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

    ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

    ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

    – New crafts and enchantments;

    – Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

    – Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

    – Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Ores Mined: 7372
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Star Shards Collected: 181

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

    Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Crops Grown: 6013
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

    Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

    New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5602
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

    PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 New Chunks Explored: 478553
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

    TinyJoy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Zombie Dances: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PixelPantyPop

    PixelPantyPop
    What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

    Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

    World of Elak

    Version: java 1.20.1

    Features:

    Survival Gameplay Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
    Economy Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

    Discord

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can find the server information in our Discord server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I create my own tribe? Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
    Are there any in-game events? We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1913 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

    Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

    MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Animals Bred: 127 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DroNeRusCraft

    DroNeRusCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Alien Abductions: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6455 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

    Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness
    so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

    our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

    so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 1512
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9663

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

    xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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