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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6416 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 953 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.
And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.
So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!