Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dopamine Rush Minecraft

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so, like, imagine you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in our server, right? and then BAM! out of nowhere, you hear a chicken clucking right in your ear! next thing you know, you’re making the craziest decisions, like jumping off a cliff just for fun! it’s all because of the dopamine rush, man. join our server for the wildest adventures and the most unexpected sounds that will make you do the most insane things! come on, you know you want to risk it all for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Welcome to “The Cavern” where you can survive, build a town, and play wacky events in version 1.21!

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Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

📗 Slimefun (Modpack like experience)

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Player Driven Economy

📦 Keep Inventory

⚔️ Dungeon Bosses

🐟 Custom Fishing

🎨 Art Map

🚢 Over 1,000+ Quests

🌾 Balanced Jobs System

🕵️ Blackmarket NPC

🛍️ Player Markets

🌌 Player Warps

⛏️ mcMMO

🐾 Tamable Pets

🆓 6 FREE Ranks

🤝 Secure Trading

🌎 Dynmap

✔️ Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)

💍 Marriages

👪 Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Spark The Tech Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spark or pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of romancing SaGa 2 remake demo in Minecraft form! That’s right, we’ve combined the epicness of a classic RPG with the blocky world of Minecraft for a gaming experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in all things Minecraft. They will guide you through quests, battles, and even help you find hidden treasures in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama-led adventures begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a dumb bitch.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Emeralds Found:	1032
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his fluffy regime? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to navigate the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a good story)!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8929
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StepGrandmaCare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can escape from your responsibilities and dive into a virtual realm where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Leave behind the family drama and join us for some epic battles against creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs to deal with caring for elderly step-grandmas when you can be exploring vast landscapes and building your dream castle? Plus, our community is full of fun and friendly players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	252859	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MemoryScentCraft

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Remember that time you walked into a room and caught a whiff of something that instantly transported you back to a specific memory? Well, imagine if that memory was of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every smell triggers a crazy Minecraft flashback. Whether it’s the scent of freshly baked bread reminding you of that time you built a giant bread castle, or the smell of freshly cut grass bringing back memories of that epic grass block race you won, our server will have you reminiscing in no time. So come on, join us and let your senses guide you through the most hilarious and nostalgic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SupremeCraft: Judge Smudge & Russian Drones

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Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, man! It’s so lit, even the Ukrainian Supreme Court judge tried to play but got taken out by a Russian drone attack! Like, whoa, talk about intense gameplay, am I right? Join now for the chance to dodge drones and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NostalgiaCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling old at this point

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📽️ Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
NostalgiaCraft Overview	NostalgiaCraft is a 3+ year old community SMP that provides a whitelisted server-like experience without the application process. Join the server to be part of an active community with item shops, spawn builds, and community events.
🗺️ IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 25565)
🎉 Join our Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

🌟 Established in 2020 with minimal resets
🌐 Large 300k x 300k world border due to dedicated server storage
💰 Vanilla item-based economy with player trading
🌈 Vanilla+ experience with quality of life enhancements
🔒 Graylist system for safe interaction at spawn
🗣️ Active community and Discord
⚡ Dedicated server with optimal performance

Join NostalgiaCraft today to enjoy a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ

Can I join the server without an application?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft provides a whitelist-like experience without the need for an application.

What is the server’s IP address and supported platforms?

The server IP is mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun and supports crossplay with a Bedrock port of 25565.

Is there a world border on the server?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft has a large 300k x 300k world border due to dedicated server storage.

Are there any unique features on NostalgiaCraft?

Yes, the server offers a vanilla item-based economy, quality of life enhancements, a graylist system, and an active community.

Does the server have dedicated hosting for optimal performance?

Yes, NostalgiaCraft is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X to ensure smooth gameplay with 20TPS.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Emeralds Found:	9223

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Food Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of only eating one dish while visiting America as a foreign exchange student? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a wide variety of virtual food for you to feast on! No need to worry about going broke from expensive restaurants and takeout, join us and indulge in endless culinary options. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all! Join now and say goodbye to boring meals and hello to a world of delicious possibilities!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The RECONQUISTA GERMANICA Minecraft SMP movement – Congrats in Advance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the RECONQUISTA GERMANICA movement, led by none other than Xabi Alonso himself. That’s right, the legendary footballer is taking a break from the pitch to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. From enchanted golden apples to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from Xabi Alonso himself when you win your second league title!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BridalPartyDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old weddings where drama unfolds like a bad soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can be the bride, the groom, or even the crazy aunt who starts a food fight during the reception.

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of real-life family drama. Build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and even hire zombie waiters to serve brains on a platter. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza?

And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s spotlight, fear not! Our server is all about sharing the love and celebrating each other’s milestones. So come on down and say “I do” to the most outrageous wedding experience in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring cake)!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Wanderlust SMP: Neverland Tour

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Are you tired of being stuck in your boring old country in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where you can travel to any country you desire without ever leaving your computer screen! Want to visit the Eiffel Tower in France? Just build it! Craving some sushi in Japan? Craft it yourself! The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can explore the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and join us on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4717