KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	2033	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

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A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2601	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	128

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Patates Junior High School

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PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3175

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6138
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RedPenTeacher404

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.