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LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
New Chunks Explored:	534098	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

acceptance, conformity, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, judgement, labeling, Minecraft, personal traits, Personality, prejudice, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, smp, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, StereotypeSteve, stereotyping

Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BestieBonkCraft

Best friend boundaries, Best friend confessions, Best friend hookup, Best friend intimacy, Best friend romance, Best friend secrets, Best friend turned lover, BestieBonkCraft, Breaking the friendship barrier, Complicated friendships, crossing the line, Friends becoming more, Friends becoming partners, Friends exploring feelings, Friends navigating new territory., Friends taking a chance, Friends turned lovers, Friends With Benefits, Relationship with best friend, Sleeping with best friend, Unexpected relationships

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TankShellCraft

Attack, Conflict, forces, FRAGMENTS, injured, injures, International, lebanon, Military, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping operation, SECURITY, sri lankan, tank shell, TankShellCraft, Unifil, united nations, violence

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

adolescent development, Adulthood, close circle of friends, Development, Emotional support, Friends, Friendship Dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, future well-being, long-term effects, mental health, peer influence, Promotion, Server, Shaping, social acceptance, Social Connections, Social Relationships, study, Teen, teenagers, teens, wellbeing

so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

#youtube, 24/7, admins, Adventure, Anarchic, attached, BEHAVE, channel, Friendly, Fun, HACKING, HurricaneSteels, Ip:, Join, Lots, Minecraft, nicely., Notice, Open, Paper, Public, Recruitment, Semi Vanilla, Server, STRINGS, Vanilla, work

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.1
Server Type	Free Roam
Platform	Paper
Rules	No rules, but behave nicely
Availability	24/7, open to public
Admin Recruitment	Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

FAQ

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

Q: What is the server IP to join?

A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

87218292, blocks, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fear Europe Minecraft SMP

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because the most chaotic Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join our server if you dare to face off against a group of players who are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. But beware, our community is also known for their mischievous pranks, like the time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding sheep. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, come join us and see if you can make it out alive (and with your sanity intact)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, stepmom boundaries, stepmom control, stepmom dynamics, stepmom emotional abuse, stepmom family dynamics, stepmom favoritism, stepmom issues, stepmom last name, stepmom manipulation, stepmom name change, stepmom parenting, stepmom relationship, stepmom resentment, stepmom stepchild boundaries, stepmom stepchild conflict, stepmom stepchild relationship, stepmom stepchild resentment, stepmom struggles, stepmom tension, StepmomNotAnIncentive

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world where changing your name is as easy as crafting a diamond sword.

Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.

So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	973	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12