KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5158	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mori’s Minecraft Server: Parental Surprise

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to babysit Mori Calliope for a week! That’s right, you’ll get to hang out with a famous reaper and have epic gaming sessions together.

Day 1: Mori notices your gaming setup and asks to join. Who knew reapers were pro gamers?

Day 2: Visit Mori’s studio and witness her music-making skills. She might even give you a private concert!

Day 3: Enjoy a picnic with Mori and play frisbee. Then bake cookies together and make a mess in the kitchen.

Day 4: Get creative and draw fan art of Mori with her guidance. Your art might even be featured in her next stream!

Day 5: Have a movie marathon with Mori and laugh at her hilarious commentary. Bond over your favorite characters.

Day 6: Learn some cooking skills from Mori and impress yourself with a delicious dinner.

Day 7: Say goodbye to Mori, but leave with newfound confidence and a friend for life.

Join our server for a week of unforgettable adventures with Mori Calliope!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StepmomSquadCraft

acceptance, adjustment, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, family dynamic, family dynamics, family traditions, feeling left out, game night, Guilt, hurt feelings, Loss, new family setup, parent’s remarriage, relationships, remarriage, stepmom, StepmomSquadCraft, stepsiblings

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Crops Grown:	6276	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UkrainianTankBusters

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lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Halo Public

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Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

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» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

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Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CelebCraftStoryTime

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Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MysticBlocks

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MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8294

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

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2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4