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ADHD & Autism Crafters

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So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

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Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular internet personality known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and internet memes. He gained a large following on YouTube for his unique style of commentary and dry humor. Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is highly active on social media platforms.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GegMC

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Welcome to GegMC!

We are a network with a Survival modality at the moment. We will soon add more modalities! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed for you to have fun and have a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protection system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegmc.net, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FennecMC

Events, FennecMC, KitPvP, Minecraft, paypal prizes, PvP, ReDStonePvP, Tournaments

Bringing back the OG pvp experience with a few twists! Comes with KitPvP, RedstonePvP and events / tournaments for paypal prizes

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server

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The launcher can be downloaded from the HubMc telegram channel – https://t.me/hubmc_news

Welcome to hubmc! This is a server for those who want a fair and exciting game without any P2W elements.

The server runs on the Create mod, which opens up endless possibilities for you to create unique mechanisms and engineering solutions. This is a real platform for those who love to create and experiment.

We created hubmc to make everyone feel at home here. We have a group of friendly and creative players who are always ready to help, give advice and just have a good time together.

We are open to any suggestions and ideas. We are constantly developing and adding something new so that you will always be interested in coming back and playing. Join our community and let’s grow together!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

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WhimsyCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP-style
IP Address	104.12851.44
Port (Bedrock Players)	19132
Players	Around 15 total

Join our Discord:

https://discord.com/invite/kr5GgWCESC

Server Details:

Primarily PvE with PvP allowed by agreement. Focus on casual gameplay and community.

QOL plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, etc.

Community:

Friendly and welcoming community looking for new players to join. Constant updates and improvements in progress.

No plans for map resets as it is brand new.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can console and PE players join?	Yes, Geyser is installed, allowing console and PE players to join.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed as long as both parties agree.
How many players are usually online?	Around 15 players total on and off.
What QOL plugins are available?	Plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, per-player Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, and more.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, the community is full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Star Shards Collected:	261

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

5 Days Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FriendshipRescueCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DisagreeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fish Oil Factory

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come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	634854	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	FunCraft Server
Server Type	Survival
Age of World	300 days
Requirements	No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Who Are We Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3