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SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride through the darkest of nights with our Resonator Showcase featuring Jiyan! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our map is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our Convene Tracker – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Plus, our official Twitter account is a hoot, you won’t be able to stop laughing at the shenanigans we get up to.

And the events? Oh boy, you won’t believe the madness we have in store for you. From Rerun Banners to Weapon Banners, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about our Special Leveling Event and Featured Arena Combat Event – it’s a non-stop party on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even make some new /wuwa/ Friends along the way. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally better than everyone else. How do we know? Because they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! Join our server and try to beat this player at their own game…if you dare! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from the Minecraft master themselves. So come on, join the server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Malaysian hero Hang Tuah teams up with Hawk Tuah to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles!

Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

City Dwellers Minecraft SMP

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Tired of the city life with its boring skyscrapers and endless traffic jams? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pixelated pigs crossing the road!

Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!

So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hate Her? Join Our Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with all your favorite Hololive members who have mysteriously disappeared from the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Femdom Halloween SMP Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate Halloween like no other! We believe in worshipping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed, sorry guys).

Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!

Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.

Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dollar on Sale Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	514
Dimension Hops:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WWE is not Minecraft SMP wrestling

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Are you tired of living in a world where WWE is considered wrestling, Marvel movies are called cinema, and pop music is considered actual music? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have our own set of rules and definitions! In our world, wrestling involves fighting off creepers and zombies, cinema is watching epic battles between players, literature is surviving in the wilderness, music is the sound of mining for diamonds, and graphic novels are the adventures you create with your friends. So if you’re ready to redefine reality and have a hilarious time doing it, join us today! Who needs Marvel when you can be a Minecraft superhero?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PixelPirate’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we’ve added the rare Sunlight Stone to Siero’s Treasure Trade! And don’t even get us started on the FLB Arriet – she’s so powerful, she once defeated an Ender Dragon with one hit!

But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.

And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?

To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8102	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2