KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9459 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 195 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8335 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8398 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6055 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
