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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1744 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.