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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8134 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.