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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4147 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 6062 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 383385 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.