Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

80s, BELIEF, best candidate, Cool, current events, Delusional, election, German, germany, huge margin, kamala, Kamalas, leftoids, Mainstream, Minecraft, Normalfags, opinion, Perception, political analysis, Politics, Server, society, trends, Voting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7172
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	1951
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3374
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crops Grown:	2792	New Chunks Explored:	257599
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Animals Bred:	93	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	1418
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Potions Brewed:	148	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	280	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7047	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.