Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6991 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Star Shards Collected: 65

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Villages Defended: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4583
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Emeralds Found: 962
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 100
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 248 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ores Mined: 3716 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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