Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dimension Hops: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7814

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 8697
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Dimension Hops: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Mines Excavated: 2023
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7958

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Potions Brewed: 113 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Magic Items Found: 4893
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Potions Brewed: 82
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Void Gems Collected: 38
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3647
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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