Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoomerCamBlocker420

BoomerCamBlocker420, elderly father, elderly parent, family boundaries, family dynamics, family privacy, family relationships, family vacation, patriarch, personal space, privacy, Relaxation, remote sanctuary, remote vacation home, security cameras, truman show, vacation boundaries, vacation home, vacation house

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

battle scars, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, psychological trauma, resilience, signs of distress., signs of emotional pain, signs of hardship, signs of struggle, signs of suffering, signs of trauma, SignsOfASurvivor, smp, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3905
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, comedy, cute, Demand, Fan, friendship, Fun, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Otaku, Request, school life, series, Server, slice of life, Thread, Wataten, Watatens

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

clean out, current market value, decision, disagreement, estate home, EstateSaleGoneWrong, Fairness, family dynamics, family legacy, family members, financial dispute, Home ownership, Inheritance, Négotiation, original price, price at time of death, Property, Purchase, real estate, refusal, Updates

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ores Mined:	8110
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9637
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.