Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7874
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2857

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 85 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 238
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Magic Items Found: 8676
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Potions Brewed: 60 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Crops Grown: 7901 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7215 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5405 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 320 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4341 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 229
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Emeralds Found: 990
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 454 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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