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| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9087 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 2724 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
