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| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.
Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.
With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?
With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!
We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!
So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 394 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
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| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!
Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7664 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.
But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).
Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
