Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

1btc Minecraft SMP Holder

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Are you tired of holding onto that 1btc since 2017 and not knowing what to do with it? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade that 1btc for in-game diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it that he can summon a herd of creepers with just a flick of his wrist.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where we host weekly llama races, giant chicken jousting tournaments, and even have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CheerCraftCentral

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Looking for a place to escape the real world and have a blast with your pals? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

Need a break from the stress of daily life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a laugh with your friends. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will always know how to cheer you up, whether it’s with a well-timed joke or a ridiculous prank.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of laughter, friendship, and chicken shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezbollahCraft: ZainabGoneBoom

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lol this server is so lit, even Zainab Nasrallah’s daughter plays on it, until she got rekt in a crazy Beirut strike. come join us and see if you can survive longer than her! we got epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from airstrikes. plus, our admins are like ninjas, always ready to swoop in and save the day. join now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Ghetto Shootout

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AuntieSlayin’Craft

aunt-niece relationship, AuntieSlayinCraft, childhood development, children’s behavior, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, Moral values, parenting, parenting challenges, school friendships, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social etiquette, Social Skills, standing up for friends, teaching empathy, teaching respect

Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3772	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6350
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	8782	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Star Shards Collected:	129
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	110	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Star Shards Collected:	284	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4