Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	651381

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	397901

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	100
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Convicts

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Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	9969	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft with boring old humans? Well, on our server, we have a special guest – a robot who is obsessed with playing video games! Join us for a chance to team up with our robotic friend and conquer the virtual world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some new coding skills along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and game on with our mechanical buddy!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4871
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for Season 10 where we have competitive battles, defense matrix madness, and a new hero named Venture who will take you on the wildest adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Clash gamemode trial where chaos reigns supreme, a Mirrorwatch mode where everything is flipped upside down, and even a Pride Event where you can show off your fabulous skins.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon, a Space Ranger theme for Season 12, and even a new tank hero in Season 14. Plus, we’re revamping maps like Havana, Circuit, Numbani, and Dorado to keep things fresh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some exclusive skins through our esports events. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9