Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blockhead Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mediocre Mineville

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	216
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Runes Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	589
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

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Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ores Mined:	752	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Crops Grown:	7379
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

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WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1