Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magic Items Found:	5335
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

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Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Peen Palace

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Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

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Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Oshi’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8650
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Queers Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Holy Grails Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7227	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	3597	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1947	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3679
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3