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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9407 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2259 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.