| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?
Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).
So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
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| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/
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Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 6838 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Server IP | mc.soybooru.com |
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| Version | 1.20.6 |
New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What plugins does the server have? | The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap. |
| Is the server looking for new players? | Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life. |
| Can I join the server right now? | Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address. |
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?
> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1345 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.
But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7203 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
