| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.
So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 3630 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?
Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).
So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 108 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
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| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E
Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 703 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Server IP | mc.soybooru.com |
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| Version | 1.20.6 |
New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What plugins does the server have? | The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap. |
| Is the server looking for new players? | Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life. |
| Can I join the server right now? | Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address. |
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2257 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?
> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 5693 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
