| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.
So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6063 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!
But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Features | Minecraft 1.21.1 |
|---|---|
| Chest Shops | |
| Auctions | |
| Grief Protection | |
| Liv Dynmap | |
| Custom player warps | |
| Economy system | |
| mcMMO leveling system | |
| Daily and weekly quests | |
| Special events | |
| PvP and PvE zones |
A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.
A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.
A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.
A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.
A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.
A: Yes, there are custom player warps.
A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.
A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.
A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.
A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.
A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.
Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw
Hope to see you in-game!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4008 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.
Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. | |
| Tight-knit Community | Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. |
| Active PvP Scene | Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. |
Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? | Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. |
| Is there a PvP scene on the server? | Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. |
| Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? | No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 649 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
