| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?
So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.
So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!
But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Features | Minecraft 1.21.1 |
|---|---|
| Chest Shops | |
| Auctions | |
| Grief Protection | |
| Liv Dynmap | |
| Custom player warps | |
| Economy system | |
| mcMMO leveling system | |
| Daily and weekly quests | |
| Special events | |
| PvP and PvE zones |
A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.
A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.
A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.
A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.
A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.
A: Yes, there are custom player warps.
A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.
A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.
A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.
A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.
A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.
Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw
Hope to see you in-game!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 807194 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.
Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4424 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. | |
| Tight-knit Community | Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. |
| Active PvP Scene | Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. |
Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? | Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. |
| Is there a PvP scene on the server? | Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. |
| Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? | No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. |
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
