| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 898904 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs with your friends. But the real challenge? Dealing with MIL Pat and her shady antics.
Imagine a world where your SIL Alice is the hero, raising her kids while studying to become an orthodontics assistant. She’s a total boss, and we stan a queen who doesn’t take any nonsense from mean MILs.
And speaking of MILs, ours is a whole other level of crazy. She wore a beige dress to a wedding? That’s nothing compared to her outrageous behavior on our server. Watch out for flying planters and inappropriate language – she’s a real piece of work.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of family drama, Minecraft adventures, and a whole lot of laughs? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to keep your cool when things get heated – we’ve got your back, even when your MIL doesn’t.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.
We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.
So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9991 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!
JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Description | Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1] |
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| Trailer | Watch Trailer |
Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.
Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!
Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the economy based on? | The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. |
| Are there routine events? | Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing! |
| What are some unique aspects of the server? | Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more. |
| Can players create nations? | Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow. |
| How can I start playing? | Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server. |
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8460 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.
So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 282 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!
> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!
> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!
Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4868 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 159 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 464 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
imagine building a house with sand that can talk back to u! or going on an adventure with a sand companion who can crack jokes and make u laugh! our server is like a sandcastle come to life, but with a twist!
come join us and experience the magic of sand that can think for itself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become best friends with a sand block! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the silicon chips do their thing!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9220 | New Chunks Explored: | 617842 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 994 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
