| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs with your friends. But the real challenge? Dealing with MIL Pat and her shady antics.
Imagine a world where your SIL Alice is the hero, raising her kids while studying to become an orthodontics assistant. She’s a total boss, and we stan a queen who doesn’t take any nonsense from mean MILs.
And speaking of MILs, ours is a whole other level of crazy. She wore a beige dress to a wedding? That’s nothing compared to her outrageous behavior on our server. Watch out for flying planters and inappropriate language – she’s a real piece of work.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of family drama, Minecraft adventures, and a whole lot of laughs? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to keep your cool when things get heated – we’ve got your back, even when your MIL doesn’t.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2201 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 144 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.
We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.
So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!
JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 121 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Description | Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1] |
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| Trailer | Watch Trailer |
Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.
Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!
Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the economy based on? | The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. |
| Are there routine events? | Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing! |
| What are some unique aspects of the server? | Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more. |
| Can players create nations? | Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow. |
| How can I start playing? | Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server. |
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.
So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
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> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!
> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!
> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!
Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3213 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 108 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7518 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 76 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
imagine building a house with sand that can talk back to u! or going on an adventure with a sand companion who can crack jokes and make u laugh! our server is like a sandcastle come to life, but with a twist!
come join us and experience the magic of sand that can think for itself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become best friends with a sand block! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the silicon chips do their thing!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
