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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4174 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4719 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2525 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.
we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.
so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
