JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5857

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2792
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6521	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	216377
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8257	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
New Chunks Explored:	875666	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	771165
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.