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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2029 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2067 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 2567 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4898 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
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