WELCOME TO JOD SMP , HAVE FUN WITH CUSTOM ARMOURS,Tools AND CUSTOM STRUCUTRES,BESTSUPPORT , YOUTUBERS SMP
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.
But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.
So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3528 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!
There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!
There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 3048 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5216 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
