Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

    Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Ores Mined: 6505 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

    Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

    Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

    Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Ores Mined: 1293
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MoonPortalMadness

    MoonPortalMadness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

    So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob SMP

    Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

    It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

    We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

    If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join this server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
    Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server? Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
    Are the staff members helpful? Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Mines Excavated: 4568
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

    Erection Interference Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5244 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

    PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

    Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 877 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

    Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 749 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

    Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

    Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

    Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

    So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1147

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

    The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

    To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

    2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

    No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

    3. How can I travel on the server?

    There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

    4. Is there an economy on the server?

    No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

    5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

    No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

    6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

    LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

    7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

    Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

    My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

    Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dimension Hops: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Animals Bred: 162 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP

    Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are as epic as Bull Nakano obliterating Manami Toyota in the wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience intense PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild events, like when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the village, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere. But don’t worry, our admin team is always there to save the day and clean up the mess (literally).

    If you’re looking for a community that is as fierce and competitive as Bull Nakano in the ring, then this is the place for you. Join us now and show off your building skills, survival instincts, and PvP prowess. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, just like Bull Nakano is in the wrestling world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GymBanHammerCraft

    GymBanHammerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for some drama and excitement? Look no further than our gym-themed server, where you never know what kind of workout you’ll get!

    Join us and experience the thrill of running on a treadmill while someone films you for their TikTok video. Watch out for those sneaky squatters who accuse you of staring when all you’re doing is minding your own business. But don’t worry, our gym manager is always on the lookout and ready to ban anyone who causes trouble.

    Feel the adrenaline rush as you call the police on your fellow gym-goer for harassment and see them get banned from all locations in the US. Who knew a simple workout could turn into a legal battle for defamation?

    So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama of a gym gone wild! Just remember, no staring allowed, unless you want to end up in a TikTok video with 10,000 views.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Animals Bred: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RatBusters Minecraft SMP

    RatBusters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a unique rat problem that needs solving! But don’t worry, it’s not your typical rodent infestation. These rats are actually tiny, adorable, and have a penchant for stealing diamonds and building mini rat cities underground. Join our server to help us deal with these mischievous critters and maybe even recruit them as your tiny, diamond-stealing minions! Who needs a pet wolf when you can have a pet rat army? Join us now and let’s conquer the world, one tiny thief at a time!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Players Killed by Monsters: 4322
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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