Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	7764
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2974
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8570	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Crops Grown:	1080	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4198
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	1234	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.